1. Heard this during the request hour while driving

    1. Guy: Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.
    2. Radio DJ: Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?
    3. Guy: Uh, yeah, sure.
    4. Radio DJ: What's your girlfriend's name buddy?
    5. Guy: .... His name is Patrick.
     
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  3. smaugwithablog:

    wwwgoodreads:

    sqwhoretle:

    turntechdestiel:

    thepondseleven:

    harry-p-ron-w:

    amoying:

    nasturbate:

    marshtomping:

    nasturbate:

    (white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

    are you saying only females of the white race urinate

    yes

    i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

    How old r u

    17

    *whispers* how long have you been 17

    I know what you are

    Say it.Say it out loud.

    WILDCATS

    What the fuck did I just read??

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  9. Midnight Memories - Booklet

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  10. x

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  11. Jennifer Lawrence + Movies (inspired by x)

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